1. Why don’t plants do well in math class?
Because they always get rooted to the spot when it’s time to solve equations!
2. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
3. How do you make seven even?
Remove the ‘s’!
4. What do you call a number that can’t sit still?
A “Roman” numeral!
5. Why did the math teacher open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make some “pi”!
6. Why do plants hate math tests?
Because they always get square roots!
7. How do you stay warm in an empty room?
Stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!
8. Why did the math teacher get a pet snake?
Because it could solve all the problems in a jiffy!
9. Why was the math book sad after school?
Because it thought its problems were unsolvable!
10. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
11. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
12. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t greater or less than anyone else!
13. How does a math professor solve constipation?
With an algo-rhythm!
14. Why did the math book visit the doctor?
It had too many “al-gee-bra” problems!
