1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a teacher who fails to fart in public?
A private tutor!
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
4. Why did the teacher always bring a ladder to class?
To reach the high notes!
5. How do you handcuff a teacher?
With a ruler!
6. What did the math teacher say to the unruly student?
I have my problems, but you’re not one of them!
7. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the water!
8. What did the teacher do with her computer?
She threw it out the window and said, “Fly, you’re free now!”
9. Why did the teacher wear a Christmas stocking on her head?
Because she wanted to keep a “class” act!
10. Why did the teacher use a ladder while teaching poetry?
Because she wanted to reach the height of literature!
11. What do you call a teacher who never frowns?
A ruler!
12. Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the concert?
To reach the high notes!
13. Why did the teacher put her students’ grades in the blender?
Because she wanted to make mixed grades!
14. Why did the teacher take a chair to the beach?
Because she wanted to have a “seat” in the water!
15. Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor?
Because she had classroom vision!
Enjoy these cheesy teacher jokes and share them with your favorite educators!
