1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What kind of music do cows listen to? Moo-sic!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What kind of music do cows listen to? Moo-sic!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
14. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and make your day a little brighter!
