1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of corn.
2. What did one DNA strand say to the other? “Do these genes make me look fat?”
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
5. Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
7. What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.
8. How do you make a lemon glow? Give it some vitamin C.
9. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
12. How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints.
13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
14. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
15. How do you organize a mind-reading party? You send out RSVPs.
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case they got a hole in one.
17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
18. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
