25 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

In need of some Thanksgiving jokes for your students? Calm the excitement with some belly laughs, and one of our favorite corny Thanksgiving jokes for kids.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A har-vest.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

Why do turkeys love rainy days?

They love fowl weather.

Why do turkeys gobble?

Because they never learned table manners.

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

Nothing—it’s already stuffed.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?

What instrument does a turkey play?

The drumstick!

What do you call a running turkey?

Fast food.

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, google.

What kind of key can’t open doors?

A tur-key.

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?


What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

All About That Baste.

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?


What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

Wing wing wing!

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Apple gobbler.

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?


How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests?

“Seasoning’s greetings!”

What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?

“Yes, I yam.”

What veggies would you love with your Thanksgiving dinner?

Beets me!

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?

You’re nose.


What do turkeys love to do on sunny days?

Choose your Reaction!