25 Funny Third Grade Jokes to Start The Day

Do your third graders love jokes? If so, here is the list of 25 funny third-grade jokes to help you get through the day!

Why couldn’t the pony sing?

Because she was a little hoarse.

What creature is more intelligent than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

Who did the zombie take to the prom?

His ghoul-friend!

What did the  toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed!

What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

You have to planet.

What type of shoes do spies wear?


Where do hamburgers go dancing?

They go to the meat-ball.

What’s a snake’s favorite subject?


Why can’t your forehead be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

What gets wet while it’s drying?

A towel!

What are the most muscular days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

Why did thekid eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

What time would it be if a monster came to school?

Time to run!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

What do you call a pounding headache?

A temple tantrum!

What is it called when one hammock mocks another hammock?


Why did Rudolph receive a bad report card?

Because he went down in History!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What is brown, hairy, and wearing sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

What is a witch’s best subject in school?


How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

What falls in winter but doesn’t gets hurt?


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