25 Second Grade Jokes to Begin The Day

Are your second graders in need of a laugh? Here’s a list of 25 fun second-grade jokes to keep the day rolling!

Which letter has the most water?

 The “C!”

What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

What did the dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot!

How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall.

What do you name a duck that  all As?

A wise quacker.

What kind of water cannot freeze?

Hot water.

Do you know what is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis


How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How can you tell a vampire is sick?

She starts coffin.

What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse.

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why did Johnny toss the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly.

What did one toilet tell the other?

You look flushed.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks. 

What kind of haircuts to bees get?


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