25 Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids

We’re nearing October 31st, and everyone is itching to get into costumes and go trick-or-treating! Here are some Halloween jokes for kids.

How can you determine if a vampire has a cold?

He starts coffin

Who do monsters buy cookies from?

Ghoul scouts

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch

Why didn’t the skeletons cross the road?

They had no guts

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle her funnybone

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them

What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?

A cornfield!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

Why did the skeleton stay home from the dance?

She had no body to go with

What salutation does a vampire use to start a letter?

Tomb it may concern…

What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?


What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

A sax-a-bone

What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?


Why was there no food at the end of the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body

What do ghosts serve for dessert?


What is Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?


What is a ghost’s favorite food?


What is a zombie’s favorite thing to eat?

Brain food

Where does Dracula keep his money?

At the blood bank

What boats do vampires travel in?

Blood vessels

How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

What kind of tests do vampires give their students?

Blood tests

What do witches order at a hotel?

Broom service

What do skeletons say before eating?

Bone Appetite!

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