We’re nearing October 31st, and everyone is itching to get into costumes and go trick-or-treating! Here are some Halloween jokes for kids.
How can you determine if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin
Who do monsters buy cookies from?
Ghoul scouts
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
Why didn’t the skeletons cross the road?
They had no guts
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle her funnybone
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them
What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
Why did the skeleton stay home from the dance?
She had no body to go with
What salutation does a vampire use to start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…
What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?
Spelling
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving
Why was there no food at the end of the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I-Scream
What is Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa!
What is a ghost’s favorite food?
Spook-ghetti
What is a zombie’s favorite thing to eat?
Brain food
Where does Dracula keep his money?
At the blood bank
What boats do vampires travel in?
Blood vessels
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of tests do vampires give their students?
Blood tests
What do witches order at a hotel?
Broom service
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetite!
