Are you looking for a fun way to spark your child’s love of music? Why not tickle their musical funny bone with our collection of 30 music jokes for kids that hit all the right notes! Music jokes can be a fun, light-hearted way to introduce children to different aspects of music or simply share a laugh with them. So, without further ado, get ready to chuckle and giggle with these music-themed jokes.
1. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught in treble!
2. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
3. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor!
4. How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs!
5. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they always said, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
6. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
7. Why was the computer cold at the concert? It left its Windows open!
8. How can you tell if a singer is at your door? She can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in!
9. What makes music on your head? A head-banger!
10. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
11. How do you clean a dirty trumpet? With a tuba toothpaste and a trombone brush!
12. Why are pianos hard to open? Because the keys are on the inside!
13. What do you call a musical insect? A humbug!
14. Which composer loves donuts? Johann Sebastian BACHscherdutzeldae!
15. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing up as Mozart at the costume party!
16. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python pastry!
17. What do you call a dinosaur that sings? A Palafo-note-us Rex!
18. Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing? She wanted to reach the high notes!
19. What do you call a piano with 27 keys? A Scalearius!
20. How do monsters like their music? With scary-okes!
21. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear!
22. What would you find in an octopus’s music chamber? Eight maestros!
23. Why couldn’t the guitarist tell jokes? Because he could only fret about them!
24. How do bees listen to music? On bumble-beats!
25. What do you call a fish that can hum in tune? A fish melody-ous!
26. How can you tell if someone is great at percussion? They always drum up good laughs!
27. What’s the best sandwich for musicians lunchtime? Beet Box Sandwiches!
28. Why did Cinderella make such a great music teacher? She could make any pumpkin into a coachella festival.
29. How does a train conductor listen to his favorite tunes? Through track beats headphones.
30. Which superhero loves to compose music on his days off from saving the city? Bassman!
