Summer time is here, and what better way to celebrate than a fun day at the beach with family and friends. While you’re basking in the sun and playing in the ocean waves, why not add some laughter and giggles to your day with some beach jokes for kids. Here are some of the best beach jokes to make the kids laugh out loud.
- What does the sea say to the sand on the beach?
– Nothing, he just waves.
- Why did the crab never share his toys?
– Because he was shellfish!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
– Frostbite
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo on the beach?
– A pouch potato
- What do you call a group of dolphins at the beach?
– A pod-iatric practice
- Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
– Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel.
- What do you call a crab that likes to surf?
A surf and turf!
- What do you call a shark with a guitar?
– A rock and roll shark
- What do you call a group of fish playing instruments?
– A band of shellfish
- Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay?
– They would be bagels.
Whether you’re making sandcastles, playing beach volleyball, or just soaking up some rays, these beach jokes are sure to make everyone laugh. So, pack a picnic and head down to the beach for some fun in the sun and some good old jokes that kids of all ages will enjoy!
