The Bible is filled with stories of love, faith, and miracles, but did you know that it is also filled with humor and jokes? Here are some funny Bible jokes that will surely crack up your kids:
1. What kind of car did the apostles drive?
– A Honda, because in Acts 2:1 it says they were all in one Accord.
2. Why did Moses have trouble parting the Red Sea?
– He forgot his snorkel.
3. How did Samson get a haircut?
– He went to the barber shop, but they didn’t have any scissors, so he used his brute strength to rip his hair out.
4. What did Noah say to his animals when they boarded the Ark?
– “Now, everyone, please form a queue, but please, no pushing and shoving.”
5. Why did the disciples eat apples and honey on the way to the Last Supper?
– They were on their way to a sweet sacrifice.
6. What did the fig tree say to Jesus when he cursed it?
– “Hey, don’t have a fit, I’m just a fruit tree. What did you expect?”
7. What did Jonah say to the whale who swallowed him?
– “Excuse me sir, could you please spit me out? I can’t stay in here much longer.”
8. How do we know that Peter was a fisherman?
– Because he was always telling tall tales.
9. Why did David become a shepherd?
– Because he wanted to make ends meat.
10. Why was the cross-eye Pharisee always in trouble?
– He kept mistaking the narrow path for the broad one.
These Bible jokes will surely add some laughs to your family devotionals, church gatherings, or Sunday school lessons. Remember to keep the spirit of joy and positivity alive in your kids as you share the message of God’s love and grace through humorous anecdotes.
