Bird jokes for kids

Birds can be hilarious creatures. They chirp, tweet, and squawk their way through the day, always up to something mischievous. Whether they’re stealing your sandwich, dropping feathers everywhere, or singing their hearts out, birds never fail to put a smile on our faces. And what’s better than a good laugh? A good laugh about birds, that’s what! Here are some hilarious bird jokes for kids to enjoy.

  1. What do you give a sick bird?


  1. Why did the chick cross the road?

To get to the “egg”-stra side!

  1. What bird always forgets the words to a song?

 A hum-mingbird!

  1. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie-talkie!

  1. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a dog?

A par-dog!

  1. Why did the bird go to the hospital?

It needed a tweet-ment!

  1. What do you call a bird in a tuxedo?

A penguin!

  1. What do birds say when they’re cold?

 “Cheep, cheep!”

  1. Why was the bird afraid to go to the beach?

It heard there were seagulls!

  1. Why shouldn’t you give a bird a map?

Because they’ll always get lost in the flocks!

  1. Why did the bird sit on the computer?

 It wanted to tweet!

  1. Why don’t birds wear shoes?

 Because they have talons!

  1. What do you get when you cross a bird and a dozen eggs?

 A peck of trouble!

  1. What’s a bird’s favorite subject in school?


  1. Why do birds make great detectives?

 They have hawk eyes!

There you have it, some hilarious bird jokes that will send you flying with laughter. And remember, birds might be small, but they have big personalities, and they’re always ready to spread their wings and make you laugh.

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