Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to make children laugh than with candy jokes? Here are some sweet and funny candy jokes that kids will love.
Q: Why did the M&M go to school?
A: Because it wanted to become a Smartie!
Q: What do you call a bear that doesn’t have any teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear!
Q: What kind of candy do wizards eat?
A: Chocolate Frogs!
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: It was two-tired!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite candy?
A: Life-Savers!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crummy!
Q: What is a monster’s favorite candy?
A: Skittles – because they’re always looking for a rainbow!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
These candy jokes will surely bring a smile to children’s faces and maybe even inspire some to create their own jokes to share with friends and family. So go ahead and indulge in some candy jokes today!
