Kids have been known to be fascinated and amused by doctors’ jokes. While these jokes may not be the wisest medical advice, they are entertaining and will surely spark laughter and amusement from the little ones. Here are a few doctor jokes that kids can enjoy.
- Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses!
Boy, you’re in luck today, because I’m an optometrist!
- What’s a doctor’s favorite animal?
The Stethoscope.
- Why did the doctor put on his stethoscope when he went out drinking?
Because he wanted to keep a tap on his heart rate!
- What do doctors cook for dinner?
Germs, because they just love to cook and kill.
- Why do doctors carry red pens?
To be able to draw blood.
- What do you call a doctor who can’t operate?
A hypochondriac.
- Why did the doctor carry a red car with him everywhere he went?
Because he was a cardiologist.
- Why do doctors always have a bad handwriting?
So that nobody can forge their prescriptions.
- What do you do when a doctor throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back.
- Why couldn’t the doctor call the ambulance?
Because he had a bad case of “Cell phone-phobia.”
Jokes are a great way to break the ice of a serious topic like doctors and medical checkups. It’s always good to have a light moment with kids, especially if they are nervous about visiting the doctor. These silly jokes and puns can easily make medical checkups less daunting and a source of enjoyment for kids.
