Dog jokes for kids

Who doesn’t love a good laugh? Even better, who doesn’t love a good laugh about dogs? As a fun activity for kids, let’s take a look at some dog jokes that are sure to get a giggle.

1. What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

2. Why do dogs run in circles?

Because they’re trying to catch their tail.

3. What kind of dog doesn’t bark?

A hush puppy.

4. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni!

5. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A poodle-ulator.

6. What does a dog say when he sits down on sandpaper?

“Ruff!”

7. Why do dogs chase their tails?

Because they don’t have anything better to do!

8. What should you do if a dog goes missing?

Check the “lost and hound” section!

9. What do you call a sad dog?

A melon collie .

10. What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A croaker spaniel

11. Why did the dog wear a bandana?

Because he was a woof-rider.

12. What do you call a dog magician who performs underwater?

A sub-woofer.

These jokes are sure to provide some entertainment for kids who love dogs. They’re also a great way to bond with your four-legged friend and share some laughs. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so don’t be afraid to try out these jokes on your furry friend as well. Happy laughing!

 

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