Easter is a time of year that is full of joy, and nothing brings a smile to a child’s face quite like a good joke. Here are some hilarious Easter jokes kids will love that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and make your little ones burst out laughing:
1. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
To get to the other side of the farm for Easter egg hunting.
2. What did the bunny say to the carrot?
“I’m not trying to make fun of you, but you look so much like me!”
3. Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
4. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. (Yes, this has nothing to do with Easter. But it’s funny!)
5. What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
6. What did the bunny say when it sneezed?
Eggscuse me, please.
7. What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip hop!
8. Why was the Easter bunny so sad?
Because he was having a bad hare day.
9. What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Bugs bunny!
10. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise !
These jokes are sure to get your child’s giggling and excited about Easter. You can also encourage them to come up with their own jokes and share them with family and friends. Nothing brings people together quite like a good belly laugh, so enjoy the silly moments and have a happy Easter!
