Fall is here and it’s time to start getting cozy with some good jokes. Kids especially love to hear and share jokes, and what better way to kick off the season than with some funny autumn-themed jokes that will keep them laughing all season long. Here are some examples:
- Why do leaves always go to the doctor?
Because they’re falling!
- What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin?
I’ve got a crush on you!
- What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
- Why did the squirrel cross the road?
To get to the nut shop on the other side!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone!
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
- What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!
- What do you call an autumn leaf that can hunt and fish?
A leafy sea bass!
- What’s the difference between a fall leaf and an element?
One’s in the periodic table, and the other’s in the yard!
These jokes are sure to get your kids in the fall spirit, and they make great conversation starters for car rides or family dinners. Remember, the best jokes are the ones that get everyone laughing together. And who knows, maybe your kids will even come up with some of their own silly jokes to share with friends and family. Happy fall!
