Halloween jokes for kids

Halloween is a time when kids get to dress up in spooky costumes, go trick-or-treating, and have fun with their friends. It’s also a time for laughter and jokes. If you’re looking for some Halloween jokes for kids, we’ve got you covered.

1. Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

2. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?


3. What do you call a group of witches who live together?

A coven-ience store!

4. Why did Dracula go to art school?

To learn how to draw blood!

5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?


6. What do mummies listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music!

7. How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle his funny bone!

8. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry?

They don’t want to fly off the handle!

9. What do you call a monster that loves to dance?

The boogie monster!

10. What do you call a zombie who eats brains AND spaghetti?

Al-dente walker!

These jokes are sure to get your little ones laughing and in the Halloween spirit. Have fun and don’t forget to share some candy!

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