Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than the world of Harry Potter! Here are some jokes guaranteed to put a smile on your face:
1. Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
To get to the Diagon Alley!
2. What do you get when you cross Quidditch and a baked good?
A flying biscuit!
3. Why did Voldemort go to McDonald’s?
He heard they had a secret Horcrux menu!
4. How do you catch a Golden Snitch?
Hide in the locker room and wait for it to fly in!
5. Why did the Dementor break up with his girlfriend?
She was always giving him the cold shoulder!
6. What kind of car does Ron Weasley drive?
A Ford Anglia- he still loves that flying car!
7. Why did Hermione break up with her boyfriend?
He didn’t know the difference between a Grindylow and a Durmstrang!
8. What do you call a group of Hogwarts students who love to dance?
A Yule Ball!
9. Why did Hagrid visit the bank?
He wanted to make a big withdrawal- he needed to brew up a new batch of Polyjuice Potion!
10. Where do wizards go to get a new wand?
The Ollivander outlet store!
Hopefully these jokes brought a little magic into your day!
