February is the month of love, but it’s also a great time to share some laughs with kids. Here are some February jokes that will surely put a smile on your child’s face.
1. Why is February the shortest month?
Because it’s the only month that can squeeze between the J and the K.
2. What’s the difference between January and February?
About 60 seconds.
3. Why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarter back!
4. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
5. Why do bees hum in February?
Because they forgot the words to their songs!
6. What did one pencil say to the other pencil on Valentine’s Day?
You’re the write one for me!
7. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
8. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
9. Why was the broom late for work?
It swept in!
10. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
These February jokes are sure to bring joy and laughter to your child’s day. Encourage them to share these jokes with their friends and family, and spread the fun around. Happy February!
