January is here and it’s a great time for kids to stay warm and cozy inside. To make their days even more fun, here are some January jokes for kids that will make them laugh and brighten their mood.
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
2. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
4. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an ice-cycle.
5. What did the snowman say to his friend who complained about the cold?
“Chill out!”
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling “crumbly.”
7. What’s a penguins favourite fast food?
Fish and ch’ips!
8. What do you call a polar bear in the tropics?
Lost.
9. What do you say to a snowman when he tells a joke?
“Ice one!”
10. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
We hope these jokes bring a smile to your child’s face and fills their day with laughter. Happy January and stay warm!
