It’s March, and you know what that means – spring is almost upon us! As the weather starts to warm up, it’s time to bring on the laughter with some fun jokes for kids. Here are some jokes that are guaranteed to make your little ones giggle this March:
- Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Because he had a pollen allergy!
- Why did the basketball player go to the bank?
To get his slam-dunk!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
- Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why did the frog call his insurance company?
Because he had a jump in his car!
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an octopus?
A bunny that can play pool!
- Why did the football team go to the bank?
To kick off their savings!
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
- What does a fox say when he sneezes?
“Achoo-dle-doo!”
- Why did the dinosaur stand in the middle of the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!
There you have it – some silly and lighthearted jokes to brighten up your kid’s day this March. Keep them laughing and smiling, and enjoy the spring weather together!
