Welcome to our collection of jokes of the day for kids! These quick one-liners and puns are perfect for kids of all ages who need a good laugh. We’ve gathered the best jokes from around the web to make your day brighter!
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
7. What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
8. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed.
9. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
We hope these jokes brightened up your day and gave you a good laugh! Share these with your friends and family to spread the joy. And don’t forget to check back tomorrow for more jokes of the day!
