Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumbly.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Hope you enjoyed these silly jokes! Always remember to laugh and have fun.
