Kids winter jokes

It’s that time of year again when the cold weather arrives and the snow starts to fall. For many kids, this means it’s time to bundle up and head outside to play in the snow. One of the best ways to warm up during the colder months is by sharing some jokes with friends and family. Here are some winter jokes to make you smile.

  1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes.

  1. Why did the snowman refuse to leave his house?

He had a chill.

  1. What do you call an old snowman?


  1. Why did the ice skater sleep with her skates on?

She wanted to be sharp in the morning.

  1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?


  1. Why did the snowman go to the art exhibit?

He heard they have cool sculptures.

  1. What do snowmen use to make snowballs?

Their hands.

  1. Why did the snowman go to the beach?

To see the sand snowflakes.

  1. What did the snowman say to the carrot?

“I nose you.”

  1. Why don’t you see penguins in the UK?

Because they’re afraid of Wales.

These jokes are sure to make kids and adults alike laugh and brighten up even the coldest winter day. So grab a cup of hot cocoa, pull up a chair, and get ready to share some winter humor with your family and friends.

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