Lunch is a crucial part of any child’s day, so it’s important to make it fun and enjoyable! A great way to do this is with a few simple lunch box jokes that kids will love. Here are some joke ideas to include in your child’s lunchbox:
1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a sandwich that’s not yours?
A knuckle sandwich!
3. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
5. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
6. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
7. What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
8. What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator!
9. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
Including a joke or two in your child’s lunch box is a great way to help them smile and laugh while they eat. Who knows, their friends might even get a kick out of the jokes and want to start telling their own!
