Moms are the ultimate superheroes, aren’t they? They are always there to make you feel better, give you a hug or make you laugh with one of their cheesy jokes. Mom jokes are unique and a special kind of humor that only moms can deliver. Here are some mom jokes that will make your kids laugh, cringe, and maybe even groan.
1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
6. Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.
7. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
You look flushed!
8. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
11. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
13. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright.
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
15. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Moms are always there to make us feel better, and their jokes can make us laugh too. These mom jokes are perfect for kids to share with their friends or family. Moms are the ultimate jokers, and their jokes are always cheesy, but we love them. Next time your mom makes you groan with one of her jokes, just remember that it comes from a place of love, and it’s her way of making you smile.
