New year’s jokes for kids

The new year is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than with some humorous new year’s jokes for kids! These jokes are sure to bring laughter and joy to children of all ages. Check out our top picks for new year’s jokes for kids:

1. Why was the math book sad on New Year’s Eve?

It had too many problems.

2. What’s a snowman’s favorite month?

January, because it’s the start of a new year!

3. Why do you never see elephants at New Year’s Eve parties?

Because they’re too good at playing Trunk or Dare!

4. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

“Hey, Bud, it’s a new year!”

5. What do astronauts use to keep their pants up?

Asteroid belts.

6. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet.

7. Who delivers presents to baby sharks on New Year’s Eve?

Santa jaws!

8. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted snowflakes.

9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all night?

” Nothing, it just let out a little wine. “

10. What does a cat say on New Year’s Eve?

“Meow-y New Year!”

Remember to share a few laughs with your kids this new year’s eve and bring in the year with love and laughter.

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