Now that fall is in full swing, it’s time to get into the festive spirit with some November jokes! Kids, get ready to giggle and have some fun with these silly and entertaining jokes that are perfect to share with friends and family.
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey and a pumpkin?
A gobblin’ pumpkin pie!
- How do you make a turkey float?
You add some root beer, ice cream, and a feather!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you get when you cross a cornstalk and a potato?
A mashed potato stalk!
- What did the turkey say when he saw the farmer with an ax?
“Gobble, gobble, now that’s just fowl play!”
- What do you call an apple that is very cold?
A frozenard.
- What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
- What do you call two potatoes that look alike?
Two peas in a pod-tato.
- What did the autumn leaf say to the wind?
“I’m falling for you…”
These November jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and lighten up your mood. So, share them with your friends and family and have a fun and laughter-filled November!
