November is finally here! As the weather gets cooler and the leaves start falling, it’s time to welcome in some new jokes for the month. Here are some November-themed jokes that will be sure to make your kids laugh!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a turkey who’s always in a hurry?
A gobblin’ runner.
- What is a turkey’s favorite kind of music?
Anything with drumsticks!
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
- What is a pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A drumstick with eight legs.
- What do you call a snowman party that gets out of hand?
A snowball.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
A fowl-tempered bird.
- What do you call a turkey that has no feathers?
A naked neck.
- Why did the turkey go to the dentist?
To get his beak cleaned.
These jokes are sure to put a smile on your kids’ faces as they prepare for Thanksgiving and the start of winter. Use these jokes as a fun way to start your day, or even as a silly joke to tell at the dinner table. Happy November!
