Do you want to go on a hilarious trip to the salty seas? Get ready for a whale of a time with these ocean jokes for kids! These puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes are sure to make your little ones giggle and chuckle like a bunch of happy seagulls.
- Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
- What do you call a nervous octopus?
A jittery jittery!
- What does a crab do when he needs a break?
He goes to his shell-phone booth!
- What is a sea monster’s favorite food?
Fish and ships!
- How do you know if a sea creature is wealthy?
It has a lot of shark bonds!
- Why don’t shellfish share their toys?
They’re too shellfish!
- How do fish stay organized?
They use their coral-ndars!
- What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader!
- What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
Her shell-phone!
- What does a squid say when he is asked for directions?
Ink not really sure!
And we could go on and seaweed but we have to leave some jokes unfished to give you the chance to come up with your own clever punchlines. Hope these jokes made your day fin-tastic!
