As Halloween approaches and the fall season brings in cooler weather, there’s no better way to kick off October than with some silly jokes suitable for kids. Here are some of our favorites:
1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to dance with!
2. What do you call a monster with no fingers?
Anything you want – they can’t answer!
3. Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders?
Because they have lots of spirit!
4. What do mummies listen to on Halloween night?
Wrap music!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. Why do witches ride brooms?
Cleaning fees are too high!
7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
8. What do you call a spooky math teacher?
Count Mathula!
9. Why do vampires not like garlic?
It makes their breath stink!
10. Why did the monster cross the road?
To get to the screaming party!
These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and get everyone in the Halloween spirit. Try telling them to your friends and family for a good laugh this October!
Fart jokes for kids
As much as it may embarrass parents and teachers, fart jokes never fail to make kids giggle. So, we’ve compiled a list of some playful and hilarious fart jokes for kids to enjoy with their friends and family.
1. Why did the fart go to space?
To find the all-gas planets!
2. Why did the king become a flatulist (professional farter)?
Because he wanted to rule the throne!
3. What did one fart say to the other?
“You blow me away!”
4. Why did the fart cross the road?
To get to the smelly side!
5. Why did the fart take a car to work?
Because it didn’t want to take gas!
6. How does a fart escape from jail?
By gas-passing!
7. What do you call a fart in a movie theater?
A silent-but-deadly extra!
8. What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
Tears in your eyes, gas in your thighs, and farts in your disguise!
9. Why did the fart get sent to the principal’s office?
For being a gas-tease!
10. What did the fart say to the nose?
“Pardon me, sir, I didn’t see you there!”
Fart jokes can be a hilarious way to bond and have a good laugh with friends and family. However, it’s important to remember to always be respectful and sensitive to those who may not find these types of jokes funny. So, next time you want to share a good giggle, try one of these playful and silly fart jokes for kids
