Ahoy, mateys! Set sail on a journey of laughter with these hilarious pirate jokes for kids. From pirate puns to sea-worthy witticisms, these jokes will have you and your young ones chuckling like a crew of jolly pirates.
1. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
To buy an “iPatch”!
2. What do you call a pirate’s favorite letter?
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
3. Why did the pirate take up gardening?
He wanted to grow his own booty!
4. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy!
5. How do pirates prefer to communicate?
They use Facebook… or should we say, “Facehook”?
6. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye matey, I’m eighty!”
7. What’s a pirate’s favorite animal?
An octo-ARRRRRRRRRR-pus!
8. Why do pirates make terrible comedians?
They always forget the punchlines and end up walking the plank.
9. What did the pirate say when he found a treasure map?
“I X marks the spot!”
10. Why did the pirate fail his math class?
He kept saying “Aye aye captain” instead of “Pi”.
These pirate jokes are sure to shiver your timbers and have you laughing harder than a drunk pirate trying to walk a straight line. So, set your sails towards joy and humor with these jokes that are guaranteed to steal your heart!
