Presidents Day Jokes for Kids
Presidents Day is a national holiday in the United States that celebrates the birthdays of two of the country’s most beloved presidents: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. The holiday is a great opportunity for teachers, parents, and caregivers to teach children about these important historical figures while also having some fun. Here are some Presidents Day jokes that are sure to make your kids laugh:
- Why did George Washington cross the Delaware River?
To get to the other side!
- What do you call a president who’s always singing?
James K. Polka!
- Why was Lincoln’s face so tired?
He was carrying a heavy cabinet!
- What’s a president’s favorite dessert?
Im-peach-ment pie!
- Why did John Quincy Adams go to school?
To get a Presidential education!
- How do you make a president laugh?
Tell him a joke that’s Oval Office-approved!
- Why did Franklin D. Roosevelt never pay attention in history class?
He already knew the ending!
- Why did Abraham Lincoln never play cards?
He always had a full house!
- What did President Trump say when he saw Mount Rushmore for the first time?
“I should be up there too!”
- How did George Washington cut down the cherry tree?
With his wooden teeth!
Presidents Day is a fun holiday that can be celebrated with games, crafts, and of course, jokes. These silly jokes are a great way to introduce children to the history and importance of the presidents while also keeping them entertained. Happy Presidents Day!
