Pumpkins are back, and with them come the jokes! In this article, we are going to share hilarious pumpkin jokes that will make kids laugh out loud. So, grab your pumpkin and get ready to have a good time!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a ghost?
A: A glow-in-the-dark Jack O’Lantern!
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: To get to the Halloween party!
Q: What did the pumpkin say when it was asked to dance?
A: I don’t have the guts!
Q: Why did the pumpkin go to college?
A: To become a pumpkin PI!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin with one leg?
A: Eileen!
Q: What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when they got into a fight?
A: Let us squash our beef!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a spider?
A: A pumpkin web!
Q: Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor’s office?
A: It was feeling a little “squashy”!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin who’s too emotional?
A: A pumpkin spice drama Queen!
In conclusion, these jokes will surely put a smile on any child’s face. So, next time you are carving pumpkins, remember to share a pumpkin joke or two. Happy Halloween!
