Pun jokes for kids

Are you looking for a fun and pun-tastic way to entertain your kids? Look no further! Here are some hilarious pun jokes that are sure to make them laugh out loud.

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

2. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

3. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

4. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

6. Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had too many problems.

7. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?


10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumbly!

11. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

12. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

13. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

These pun jokes are a great way to add some fun to your day and keep your kids entertained. So, go ahead and start cracking up at these puns!

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