Ho ho ho! It’s that time of year again when Santa Claus is getting ready to load his sleigh with presents and ride his way through the snow. With Christmas just around the corner, it’s time to bring in the festive spirit with some fun-filled Santa jokes that will surely make the little ones laugh. Here are some of the best Santa jokes that the kids will love.
- Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
- Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
He was parked in a snow-tow zone!
- Why did Santa Claus go to therapy?
Because he had a bad elf-esteem!
- What did Santa say when he walked into a bar?
“Ho, ho, ho, can I get a hot chocolate?”
- What did Santa say when he went on vacation to the beach?
“Ho, ho, ho, suns out, buns out!”
- Why did Santa stop playing cards with his reindeer?
Because they kept telling him to “fold”!
- How long does it take Santa to play hide and seek?
It depends on how good his elf hiding!
- Why is Santa such a good musician?
He has a lot of “claus”!
- What do you call Santa when he’s not feeling well?
Santa Claus-trophobic!
- What do you get when you cross Santa with a dog?
Santa Paws!
These Santa jokes are sure to put a smile on everyone’s faces this holiday season. So share them with the little ones, and spread some Christmas cheer. Merry Christmas!
