Simple jokes for kids

Laughter is the best medicine, and kids are no exception when it comes to a good laugh. You don’t have to be a comedian to make kids laugh, simply telling some simple jokes can be enough to brighten up their day. Here are some great jokes to make your little ones giggle.

  1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?


  1. What do you call a monkey in a suit?

A business monkey.

  1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

  1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

  1. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells.

  1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

  1. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

  1. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

  1. Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

To the moo-vies.

  1. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?


Remember, not all jokes are suitable for all ages, so make sure the jokes you tell are age-appropriate. Laughter is the best way to brighten up anyones day, and these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your little one’s face. Keep telling jokes, and soon enough, your kids will be the funniest ones in the room.

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