Winter is coming, and it’s a great time to laugh and share some snow jokes with your kids. Here are some funny snow jokes that your kids will love:
1. Why do snowmen wear hats and gloves?
Because they have frosty fingers and toes!
2. What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
4. What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
5. Why did the snowman refuse to have lunch with the snowwoman?
Because he already had a carrot!
6. How can you tell if a snowman is angry?
He heats up!
7. What is a snowman’s favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes!
8. How do you know if a snowman likes you?
He gives you a warm, icy hug!
9. What do you call a snowman with a big smile?
Jolly the Snowman!
10. What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren!
We hope these snow jokes bring a smile to your children’s faces and help them enjoy the winter season!
