Spring jokes for kids

As kids, our days were filled with laughter and fun. One of the best ways to get a chuckle out of a child is by telling them silly jokes. Here’s a list of some of the funniest jokes that will make any kid giggle.

1. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

4. What do scientists use to measure a frog?


5. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?


6. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

7. Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired!

8. What does the little computer call his father?


9. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?


10. Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

11. What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell!

12. What do you call a pirate with a sunken ship?

An underwater treasure hunter!

13. Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!

14. What did the banana say to the apple?

You a-peel to me!

15. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

These jokes are sure to brighten any kid’s day! So, next time you need to make your child laugh, just let one of these jokes fly, and you’re sure to see a smile on their face.

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