St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner! And what better way to celebrate this Irish holiday than with some funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids? Here are some of the most amusing and silly jokes to help your children enjoy this fun-filled day.
1. What does one Irish ghost say to another?
Top o’ the moaning to ya!
2. Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of soup?
`Because it was Paddy-eating soup!
3. Why don’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you don’t want to press your luck!
4. What do you call a leprechaun who is about to go bankrupt?
A little green in the wallet.
5. What do you call a rich leprechaun?
Plenty O’Green!
6. What did the leprechaun say to his pot of gold?
You’re the only one I’m after.
7. What does a leprechaun eat for breakfast?
Lucky Charm’s!
8. Why do leprechauns recycle?
To save their green!
9. What’s Irish and stays outside all year?
Patio furniture!
10. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock!
Make your child’s day brighter with these jokes or even better tell them in a silly Irish accent! These jokes will not only have them smiling but also help them learn more about Irish culture.
With these jokes, you can end a great celebration on a happy note. And remember, “May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks, May your heart be as light as a song, May each day bring you bright, happy hours. That stay with you all the year long. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all!”
