Summer is the perfect time to relax, take a break from school, and enjoy the warmer weather. And what better way to do that than with some laughter? Here are some summer-themed jokes that are sure to bring a smile to any kid’s face.
1. Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
2. How do you know if a beach is cold?
You see a polar bear wearing a swimsuit.
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
5. What is a sun’s favorite snack?
Sunglasses!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
7. Why do bananas use sunscreen?
Because they might peel!
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
9. Why can’t you play baseball in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
10. How do you catch a squirrel at the beach?
Hide in a nut shell!
These jokes are perfect for sharing with friends at summer camp, at the beach, or around a campfire. They’ll keep the giggles coming all summer long.