Summer jokes for kids

Summer is the perfect time to relax, take a break from school, and enjoy the warmer weather. And what better way to do that than with some laughter? Here are some summer-themed jokes that are sure to bring a smile to any kid’s face.

1. Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

2. How do you know if a beach is cold?

You see a polar bear wearing a swimsuit.

3. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

4. How do you prevent a summer cold?

Catch it in the winter!

5. What is a sun’s favorite snack?

Sunglasses!

6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!

7. Why do bananas use sunscreen?

Because they might peel!

8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

9. Why can’t you play baseball in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

10. How do you catch a squirrel at the beach?

Hide in a nut shell!

These jokes are perfect for sharing with friends at summer camp, at the beach, or around a campfire. They’ll keep the giggles coming all summer long.

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