Tuesday is often referred to as the most boring day of the week, sandwiched between the excitement of Monday and the anticipation of hump day Wednesday. But don’t let the lack of excitement get you down! Embrace the spirit of silly and tell some Tuesday jokes for kids.
Here are a few examples to get you started:
- Why was the math book sad on Tuesday?
Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy.
- What did one plate say to the other plate at dinner?
“Dinner is on me!”
- What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A python.
- What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?
A hummingbird.
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
- What do you call a cat that buys too much online?
Credit purr.
Remember, telling jokes is a great way to bond with kids and can help improve their humor and social skills. So, next time it’s Tuesday, grab your little ones and try out these hilarious puns.
