Thanksgiving is almost here and it’s time to start getting into the holiday spirit! One of the best ways to do that is by telling some turkey jokes. Here are some of the funniest turkey jokes for kids:
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
2. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned to say, “please” and “thank you”.
3. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
4. What did the turkey say when it was dressed up for Halloween?
“I’m poultry-geist!”
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite food?
Nothing, they’re always stuffed!
6. How do you make a turkey float?
You add two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a turkey!
7. Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling fowl!
8. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A thank-boo-giving dinner!
10. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play!
These hilarious turkey jokes for kids are sure to put everyone in the holiday mood. Whether you’re at the Thanksgiving dinner table or just hanging out with family and friends, these jokes are a fun way to celebrate the holiday. So, bring on the laughter and gobble on!
