Unicorn jokes for kids

Unicorns are mythical creatures that have fascinated kids for years now. With their magical powers and colorful appearance, they have always been a favorite for children. And what better way to get kids giggling than with some funny unicorn jokes?

Here are some hilarious unicorn jokes for kids:

  1. What do you call a unicorn with no horn?

 A horse!

  1. Why did the unicorn cross the road?

To get to the magic meadow on the other side!

  1. What do you get when you cross a unicorn with a mermaid?

A narwhal with a horn!

  1. Why do unicorns always win at chess?

Because they have the power of the knight!

  1. What do you call a group of unicorns?

A blessing!

  1. Why did the unicorn stop doing magic?

It was making everyone horn-y!

  1. What do you get when you mix a unicorn and a porcupine?

A “Uni-corn-pine”!

  1. What do you call a unicorn who loves to sing?

A “Karaoke-corn”!

  1. Why did the unicorn go to the doctor?

It had a “horn-y” throat!

  1. What do you get when you cross a unicorn with a rainbow?

A “Unirain”!

These unicorn jokes will surely bring a smile on your little one’s face, and who knows, they might even learn a thing or two about wordplay! Whether it’s for a road trip, a classroom fun activity, or a bedtime story session, these unicorn jokes will keep your kids entertained.

So next time your kids need a good laugh, just whip out one of these unicorn jokes and watch as their faces light up with joy!

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