- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
- What is a tree’s favorite drink?
- How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
- What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten your day?
The school bus!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
- Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!