11 History Jokes We Dare You Not to Laugh At

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like George Washington!
  1. How did the ancient Romans cut their hair? With Caesars!
  1. Why did the archaeologist go broke? Because his career was in ruins!
  1. What’s King Arthur’s favorite type of music? Knights of the Roundtable!
  1. What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty!
  1. Why did the caveman bring a ladder to the art museum? Because he heard the paintings were a bit high-brow!
  1. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
  1. What’s Mozart’s favorite fruit? A plum-bach!
  1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? Because he had a great sense of “humor”!
  1. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots and then “pixels”!
  1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

We hope these history jokes brought a smile to your face! Remember, laughter is the best way to appreciate the past. Enjoy sharing these with your fellow history enthusiasts!

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