14 Math Jokes That’ll Make “Sum” of Your Students LOL

  1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  1. What do you call friends who love math? Algebros.
  1. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
  1. How does a math professor propose to his girlfriend? With a polynomial ring.
  1. Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To test the waters.
  1. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
  1. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
  1. Why was the equal sign so good at relationships? It knew how to balance things out.
  1. How do you stay warm in an empty room? Stand in the corner, it’s always 90 degrees.
  1. Why don’t plant cells need to get math tutoring? Because they know how to divide and multiply.
  1. What did the math book say to the pencil? “I’ve got problems, you’ve got solutions.”
  1. Why was the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? It couldn’t make up its mind.
  1. What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
  1. Why did the student eat his math homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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