- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call friends who love math? Algebros.
- Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
- How does a math professor propose to his girlfriend? With a polynomial ring.
- Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To test the waters.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- Why was the equal sign so good at relationships? It knew how to balance things out.
- How do you stay warm in an empty room? Stand in the corner, it’s always 90 degrees.
- Why don’t plant cells need to get math tutoring? Because they know how to divide and multiply.
- What did the math book say to the pencil? “I’ve got problems, you’ve got solutions.”
- Why was the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? It couldn’t make up its mind.
- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
- Why did the student eat his math homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
