- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- 2. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner? That hit the spot!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- How does a train eat? It goes “choo choo”!
- What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
There you go! Enjoy these funny jokes to start your day with a smile!
